Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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