Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

autistic kids rock

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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