Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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