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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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