- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Chris is hairy

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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