- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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