- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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