- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

what is the color of a burp burple

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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