What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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