- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Actually it was me Josh brown

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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