- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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