- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

This is a joke.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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