What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

if you don't like this you're gay

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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