What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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