- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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