- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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