what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

why did the blue berry cross the road

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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