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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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