CAVE JOHNSON.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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