how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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69

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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PICKLES

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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