Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Anti Joke

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