Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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