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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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