What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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mikey is cute

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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