What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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