a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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homosexual rights to marriage

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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