- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Adam Chebali has no life

Sir, your wife is dead

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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