- Anti Joke

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.