- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Three baby seals walk into a club...

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Penis.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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