- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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