- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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