Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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