- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Dance is a sport

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Sarah Palin

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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