- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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