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What's 2+2? Fish

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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you see theres this guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Antijokes...

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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