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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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