- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Sarah Palin.

what is the color of a burp burple

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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