Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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