What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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the redsox

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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