- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Wolfjob.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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