11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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ur an fagit

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Heskey time.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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