Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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