What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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