- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

David Cameron

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Jeff

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Suck pussy

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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