Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

I have a horse.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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