- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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