- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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