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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Gingers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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