What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

womens rights.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

The truth is he loves her!!

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...