Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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