- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

sucks Syntax...

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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