I'm rick james bitch

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What? Huh?

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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hi joshua

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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