- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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