- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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