- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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