An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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