- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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