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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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