Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

I have a horse.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Oh my God! A talking dog!

the NAACP

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