What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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