What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

whats green and lives in the water

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

pobody's nerfect

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

i hate non minorities!

I am dyslexic

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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