whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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