why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Chuck Norris.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Anti Joke

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