A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Granny porn!

White NBA players.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

poop.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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