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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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