- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Smelly Indians.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Christ is a conspiracy

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