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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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