Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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