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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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