- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Pickles

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

whats my name? Matt

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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