What african eat for christmas Sand.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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