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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Lololol

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Your're racist.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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you see theres this guy.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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