So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Religion.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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