knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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