- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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