why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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