- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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