- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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